Farmyard Chuckler Pillows

"Sounds like a lot of 'EIEIO' to me!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Dedication to excellence....

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

World of Cow.

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

"Start talking."

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

Tropical Cow Tank

Organ Donor Card

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

'Let's see... two clucks, three baas, one quack, two oinks, and eight neighs- once again, the neighs have it.'

The punishment of a 'SELF MILKER'!

'Well, Hawkins, I see you made it to work on time.'

'Now that's what I CALL a free-range chicken'

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

Nervous Chicken in the maternity ward.