Farmyard Chuckler Gifts

"Sounds like a lot of 'EIEIO' to me!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Dedication to excellence....

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

World of Cow.

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"Start talking."

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

Tropical Cow Tank

Organ Donor Card

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

Jesus Seals the Hick...

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'Let's see... two clucks, three baas, one quack, two oinks, and eight neighs- once again, the neighs have it.'

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

Nervous Chicken in the maternity ward.

The punishment of a 'SELF MILKER'!

'Now that's what I CALL a free-range chicken'

Cow and Pig see 'Staff' logo reflected and read it as 'Fats'.