Country Chuckler Gifts

Jesus Seals the Hick...

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

World of Cow.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

Yoghurt man

The Big Four debate banking ethics

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

"Sounds like a lot of 'EIEIO' to me!"

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

'Did you Gack this suitcase yourself, sir?'

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

The Assistant

"I'm on the range, but I'm not home on the range."

'It's bad news I'm afraid,we're asprins'

They're short of staff!

"It's been a struggle for Carlos to adjust to rural life, but now he's finally been accepted as the village idiot."

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

'I'll admit it, Hank, that's the worst backlash I have ever seen.'

'...explain to me again why you are burying the shoe you threw..'

Yoga - moooooooo.

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

Cow conkers

'Man, oh man! I shoulda brought my fishin' gear!'

'I won't introduce you - he's an arable farmer. Absolutely arable.'

"I've found it the easiest way to administer nose drops!"

"I'm not on the train today dear, I've got flu."

Bless you!

Thank God for the misfits and dregs of society!

'Forget the golf. I just got a nibble!'

'We have weapons of mass disruption.'

Jus' you remembers it's very important you leave a nice big hole in the back of yer wrapping!

"They say the mortality rates could be as high as 3%..Better buy more toilet rolls!"