Traveler Chuckler Gifts

'Pool closed 3pm to 6pm. That's when we wash our sheets.'

Carefree luggage.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Steve found himself on his travels.

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

Stonehenge Imitation

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

"Well, they did say half-board."

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

'Time's up, chuckles.'

"I keep getting into a flap."

"Did you put out the fire before we left?"

'I'll admit it, Hank, that's the worst backlash I have ever seen.'

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

"I'm not on the train today dear, I've got flu."

"Your ticket was $340, but the flight is extra."

'Forget the golf. I just got a nibble!'

'We have weapons of mass disruption.'

'Capistrano!'

"I didn't jump, I fell asleep waiting."

'Never ever will I move by train again.'

'On second thoughts maybe we should just text your gran and auntie.'

"Your estimated wait time is 20 minutes...1 hour and 45 minutes in dog time."