Traveler Chuckler Gifts

'Pool closed 3pm to 6pm. That's when we wash our sheets.'

Carefree luggage.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Steve found himself on his travels.

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

Stonehenge Imitation

"Well, they did say half-board."

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

'Did you Gack this suitcase yourself, sir?'

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

Jesus Seals the Hick...

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

"Did you put out the fire before we left?"

'I'll admit it, Hank, that's the worst backlash I have ever seen.'

'Time's up, chuckles.'

"I keep getting into a flap."

Yoga - moooooooo.

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

"Your ticket was $340, but the flight is extra."

"I'm not on the train today dear, I've got flu."

"You call it 'Wordle?' Do you think it will catch on?"

ACE Airlines. Ask about our frequent flier bonus plan. I think it's nice of the airlines to give frequent fliers a free ticket to anywhere. They can go get their luggage.

'Forget the golf. I just got a nibble!'

'Never ever will I move by train again.'

'On second thoughts maybe we should just text your gran and auntie.'

"I didn't jump, I fell asleep waiting."

'We have weapons of mass disruption.'

"Your estimated wait time is 20 minutes...1 hour and 45 minutes in dog time."