Tourist Chuckler Gifts

The tourist photo appreciation society.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

Stonehenge Imitation

Parisian Misguided Tours.

Limbo Day at the Palace

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

"There are no direct flights, so we're booked on the Scenic Tour of East Coast airports."

After years of saving...Larry finally visits the mysterious 'Doorhenge'.

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

Welcome to Las Vegas - a faith-based community.

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

"That must be earlier worm."

'What? At least, it's a more original souvenir than one of those stupid plastic Eiffel towers!'

'Time's up, chuckles.'

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

'Doreen's got a marvellous idea for attracting the tourists!'