Funny Tourist Gifts

'Shout louder Dear...he's a foreigner...'

Carefree luggage.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Can I have a look at the map?

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Steve found himself on his travels.

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

Holiday Luggage

Parisian Misguided Tours.

Limbo Day at the Palace

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

Traffic Sign

The summer the people depart, and life on Monster Island resumes its leisurely pace.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

Woman painting a man drowning.

'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'

'You've been looking for that cuff-link, haven't you? Well...'

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

"Well, they did say half-board."

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'