Humor-loving Tourist Gifts

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

Carefree luggage.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

Attack of the Underwear Bomber

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Limerick Airport

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

Can I have a look at the map?

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

'Yep, another set of incisors that are too sharp for security regulations. You'll need to wear a muzzle during the flight, ma'am.'

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

Holiday Luggage

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

Stonehenge Imitation

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

Traffic Sign

The summer the people depart, and life on Monster Island resumes its leisurely pace.

"I said 'how about some dessert,' Andy. Dessert!"

Woman painting a man drowning.

'You've been looking for that cuff-link, haven't you? Well...'

'Well? How was the flight?'

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."