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'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

Carefree luggage.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Limerick Airport

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Can I have a look at the map?

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

Holiday Luggage

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

Stonehenge Imitation

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

Traffic Sign

The summer the people depart, and life on Monster Island resumes its leisurely pace.

Woman painting a man drowning.

"I said 'how about some dessert,' Andy. Dessert!"

'Well? How was the flight?'

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

'You've been looking for that cuff-link, haven't you? Well...'

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'