Travelers With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

"I said 'how about some dessert,' Andy. Dessert!"

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

Carefree luggage.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Limerick Airport

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

Business acquaintances on holiday

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

'It's a surprise for my husband, he isn't going.'

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Stonehenge Imitation

'Well? How was the flight?'

People Holidaying in the Highlands

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."

'No, I'm afraid we're dull. But we do have two vacancies in the Kitchen.'

"We find the defendants guilty on the charges of missed connections, separated seats, crying babies, bad weather, turbulence and running out of chicken."

Gondolier Hat

Welcome to the Bland Canyon. I trust you bought some board games.

Maps to the house arrests of the stars