Travelers With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

"I said 'how about some dessert,' Andy. Dessert!"

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

Carefree luggage.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Limerick Airport

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

'Yep, another set of incisors that are too sharp for security regulations. You'll need to wear a muzzle during the flight, ma'am.'

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

The Chippendales go through airport security.

Business acquaintances on holiday

Stonehenge Imitation

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'It's a surprise for my husband, he isn't going.'

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

People Holidaying in the Highlands

'Well? How was the flight?'

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

Maps to the house arrests of the stars

"Looks like on of those 'Staycationers' in his motor home."

Welcome to the Bland Canyon. I trust you bought some board games.

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."