Travelers With A Dark Sense Of Humor Gifts

Grim reaper struggles to get his scythe in the overhead locker of an aeroplane.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Limerick Airport

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

Stonehenge Imitation

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Business acquaintances on holiday

'Well? How was the flight?'

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

"I said 'how about some dessert,' Andy. Dessert!"

People Holidaying in the Highlands

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

"Any chance of an upgrade?"

Maps to the house arrests of the stars

'No, I'm afraid we're dull. But we do have two vacancies in the Kitchen.'

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."

I'm sorry, sir, but your luggage was deemed offensive and destroyed.

Welcome to the Bland Canyon. I trust you bought some board games.

Holiday photos.