Travelers With A Dark Sense Of Humor Pillows

Grim reaper struggles to get his scythe in the overhead locker of an aeroplane.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Limerick Airport

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

'Yep, another set of incisors that are too sharp for security regulations. You'll need to wear a muzzle during the flight, ma'am.'

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

Business acquaintances on holiday

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

Stonehenge Imitation

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

The Chippendales go through airport security.

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

"I said 'how about some dessert,' Andy. Dessert!"

People Holidaying in the Highlands

'Well? How was the flight?'

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

Maps to the house arrests of the stars

"We find the defendants guilty on the charges of missed connections, separated seats, crying babies, bad weather, turbulence and running out of chicken."

Catch 72

I'm sorry, sir, but your luggage was deemed offensive and destroyed.

"Looks like on of those 'Staycationers' in his motor home."

Welcome to the Bland Canyon. I trust you bought some board games.

Holiday photos.