Vacationers With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

Death Takes A Time-Share

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

'Are we broke yet?'

Bon Voyage

"I said 'how about some dessert,' Andy. Dessert!"

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

Easter Island.

"Well, I don't consider it a tattoo. I consider it a monogram."

Dad helping to build sand castle while tent remains un-erected.

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'I'm going to give you an extra week of vacation just to see if we can get along without you.'

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

Grim reaper struggles to get his scythe in the overhead locker of an aeroplane.

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

"O.K., who's the designated whiner?"

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

Gift shop in casino caters to winners and losers.

'It's quiet now but just you wait until the season starts.'

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

'She seems to like this spot.'

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

Southwest Hampton

A glass bottom boat.

My parents visited Turin and all I got was this lousy shroud.

'I need a vacation after that fishing trip!'

"Remember when you said 'retirement' was a dirty word?"

Sounds of the Stock Market Crashing...

'Tell the press that I'm staying in St. Tropez until I've completed my mission.'