Vacationers With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Death Takes A Time-Share

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

Bon Voyage

'Are we broke yet?'

"Well, I don't consider it a tattoo. I consider it a monogram."

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

"I said 'how about some dessert,' Andy. Dessert!"

Easter Island.

Dad helping to build sand castle while tent remains un-erected.

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'I'm going to give you an extra week of vacation just to see if we can get along without you.'

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

Grim reaper struggles to get his scythe in the overhead locker of an aeroplane.

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

"O.K., who's the designated whiner?"

Gift shop in casino caters to winners and losers.

'It's quiet now but just you wait until the season starts.'

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

SS Norovirus of the Seas.

A glass bottom boat.

Sounds of the Stock Market Crashing...

Branch No3 is free sir: It will be $10...

My parents visited Turin and all I got was this lousy shroud.

'I need a vacation after that fishing trip!'

'Tell the press that I'm staying in St. Tropez until I've completed my mission.'

Southwest Hampton

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'