Joyful Vacationers Gifts

Bon Voyage

"First class, or with children?"

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

"Yipeee!"

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

Flotation Device on the Phone

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

'Are we there yet?!'

Summer beach games

"No, really, Dad...the sun is better over here."