Vacation Enjoyers Gifts

Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Fight or Flight

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Sunbathers.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'Are we there yet?'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Beach hats

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

"Well Earned Vacation"

Energy saving mode

Segregated Beach

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.