Vacation Lovers Gifts

'Guess which is our cabin.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

(Death takes a working Holiday)

Working vacation for a harbinger.

Last day of school.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Fight or Flight

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Sunbathers.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Lounging by the pool

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Segregated Beach

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

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