Vacation Aficionados Gifts

Like lemmings to the sea.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Fight or Flight

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Sunbathers.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'Are we there yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Beach hats

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"Well Earned Vacation"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Ah...here they are!"

'Are we there yet?'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Holiday Aerobics.

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

"How's it look back there?"