Vacation Enthusiast Gifts

'I just needed to get away for a while and recharge my batteries.'

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

"Don't you understand? I love you! I need you! I want to spend the rest of my vacation with you!"

"Here's your room key, and here's your mountain view."

'We'll fill in the blank after we hear what you have in mind for our summer vacation.'

'Tomorrow morning I would like breakfast in bed.'

"I take it your vacation starts tomorrow?"

"I'm not saying they look anxious to leave, but they're in V-formation."

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

"This is de ja vu all over again. I lost my shirt at the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City."

'The day after labor day at 8 AM, is good for me, is it good for you?'

'I see you decided against hiring a replacement while I was on vacation.'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'I'm prepared to do something different as long as it offers me the same 364 days off a year.'

Opening Of The Summer Games

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

'I'm loving it here, but Charles is feeling a bit out of context.'

"Before you leave for your vacation, re-record your extended leave message. The one you just made is too giddy."

Beach Day

"A summer cold is the worst. I can't even use it to get out of school!"

'Chief, I think our drug-sniffing dogs need a vacation.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Clogged Shell

Casino

'Hope you had a good break...Welcome back!'

"Soory, Mr. WIlliams... I guess it's taking me a bit of time to re-adjust after my vacation!"

"…'Hey, Mr Tally man, Tally me banana' …when I first heard that song I knew I had to be and accountant."

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

"I only need shade for my wine."

"I hope it wasn't too much of a problem covering for me..."

"Someplace with no dogs."

'What does it look like happened...I slipped! There's water all over the place and no wet floor sign anywhere!'

'Aloha! What brings you to Hawaii?' 'The shirts.'

"It's so nice being on vacation and having different things to complain about."

'I'm taking vacation next week. And wouldn't you know it, the wife wants to go on a cruise.'