Vacation Enthusiast Mugs

'I just needed to get away for a while and recharge my batteries.'

"Don't you understand? I love you! I need you! I want to spend the rest of my vacation with you!"

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

"Here's your room key, and here's your mountain view."

'We'll fill in the blank after we hear what you have in mind for our summer vacation.'

'Tomorrow morning I would like breakfast in bed.'

"I take it your vacation starts tomorrow?"

"I'm not saying they look anxious to leave, but they're in V-formation."

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

"This is de ja vu all over again. I lost my shirt at the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City."

Opening Of The Summer Games

'The day after labor day at 8 AM, is good for me, is it good for you?'

'I'm prepared to do something different as long as it offers me the same 364 days off a year.'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

'I see you decided against hiring a replacement while I was on vacation.'

Clogged Shell

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Beach Day

"Before you leave for your vacation, re-record your extended leave message. The one you just made is too giddy."

"A summer cold is the worst. I can't even use it to get out of school!"

'I'm loving it here, but Charles is feeling a bit out of context.'

'Chief, I think our drug-sniffing dogs need a vacation.'

Businessman on Holiday

'Looks like we've been invited to a party.'

"It's so nice being on vacation and having different things to complain about."

Emergency sunscreen.

Warning! Contains Salt...

'Lady Godiva won't be riding today -- she went to Florida for Spring Break.'

'Looks like we can stay another week after all.'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

"Sorry, but this beach is for the beautiful people."

Bad fake tan day.

"I only need shade for my wine."

'Green Valley Nudist Camp.'