Getaway Enthusiast Gifts

"Yes, it comfortably fits three accomplices and gets you from the bank to the expressway in twelve seconds, but I think it's time to end this test drive."

The Vineyard

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bad fake tan day.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Walking Luggage.

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Fight or Flight

'Are we there yet?'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

The World's Easiest Airport

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Early model of baggage claim"