Getaway Seeker Gifts

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

'Tuscany, Tuscany, Tuscany...'

The Getaway

Beach con-man.

Golfing Boss

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Desert Island BBQ

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Tourists in Egypt

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Off to see the world

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'Fine. And you?'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Well Earned Vacation"

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

Summertime.

'Did you say psst?.'

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

'Fellas, I have a bit of an emergency! My wife is in labor! Mind if we play through?'

The Airport.

"Streaming"

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

The Desert Island Package