Getaway Seeker Pillows

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

'Tuscany, Tuscany, Tuscany...'

The Getaway

Golfing Boss

Beach con-man.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Desert Island BBQ

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Tourists in Egypt

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Off to see the world

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Well Earned Vacation"

'Fine. And you?'

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Gone Bookkeepin'

Summertime.

The Airport.

"Streaming"

'Did you say psst?.'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

The Desert Island Package

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'