Vacation Seekers Pillows

The Desert Island Package

City Travel: 'We have a Clerical special to St Croix and St Thomas...'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Holiday time.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Pina Coladas

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

French wine

Tourists in Egypt

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Summertime.

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'Did you say psst?.'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

The Airport.

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

The Getaway

Boss, when's the last time you took a vacation? 1984. March 3rd, to be exact. A Saturday. Instead of staying in to perfect my 25-year plan

"Honey, run!"

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Commuter on the Orient Express