Unique Vacation Seeker Pillows

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Easter Island legs

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Fight or Flight

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Tourists in Egypt

Sunbathers.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Time for vacation, time for work.

Try me/try me/try me...

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Summertime

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'