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'Another artisanal B&B.'

Easter Island legs

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Bad fake tan day.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Fight or Flight

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Sunbathers.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Tourists in Egypt

Time for vacation, time for work.

Try me/try me/try me...

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Summertime

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'