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'Sir, the Arctic offseason is 24-hour night, and the temperature below zero!'

Easter Island legs

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

Beach con-man.

'What zip code are we in now?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Camping.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

Heading off with a packed bag

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Camping-Pong

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'