Exploring Unique Destinations T-Shirts

"We'd like 5 star accommodation but with some interesting poverty nearby."

Easter Island legs

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Snake Charming

Emigrating to France.

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

Yonder

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

'Scenic route?'

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

"We'd like somewhere remote, off the tourist path, somewhere fresh and undiscovered. . . but with excellent wifi."

'Sir, the Arctic offseason is 24-hour night, and the temperature below zero!'

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

'Could you just sign it 'Bobby'.'

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

Mixed marriage: eye of the beholder

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.

"Just get over there and let me get a picture."

"I can count on one hand the number of times I've been to Chernobyl."

"Anywhere!"

"Hey, tomorrow we could leaf through our passports!"

The Trevi Fountain Now Accepts All Major Credit Cards.

Random things I miss: Deciding on a holiday

Paris,,,Rio,,,Paris,,,

Grand Canyon...Not-so-grand canyon landfill.

Tourism and new normality