Tourist In Unusual Places T-Shirts

"Just get over there and let me get a picture."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Portalouvre

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Yonder

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"You gotta love this city, right?"

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

'Man eater?! No way, it was just a nibble!'