Tourist In Unusual Places Gifts

"Just get over there and let me get a picture."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Easter Island Rock Climber

Yonder

Portalouvre

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"You gotta love this city, right?"

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

'Man eater?! No way, it was just a nibble!'

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'