Adventurous Tourist Who Enjoys Unique Sights Gifts

Grand Canyon...Not-so-grand canyon landfill.

The Vineyard

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Kardiff.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Didn't you just say that?"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Greece

Safari.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"Well, now we've seen it."

The Big Game Park

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Hotel Room

Dark Clouds

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

I told you not to touch its belly.

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

"He didn't do squat for cats."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

Historic and Modern Bath

For services to Tourism. . .

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Nights in Bath

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

"No, sir, this isn't Positano. It's the Jersey Shore."