Sightseeing Enthusiast Gifts

The Crash-test Dummy Family on Holidays

Traditional Vacations Returning

'We wanted to see the world while it's still in focus.'

Stonehenge

Hotel Room

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Vineyard

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Tourists

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'What zip code are we in now?'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Transylvanian backpackers.

The Runaway Horse

Romantic Giraffes

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."