Sightseeing Fanatic Gifts

"What do you think of the peaks and valleys? Absolutely gorgeous!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Tourists

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'What zip code are we in now?'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Transylvanian backpackers.

World Tour.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Tourists and their Pets.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Motor Tourism

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'It must be the dead sea.'

Travelling

Tourists in Egypt

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Cash Machines From Across the Land