Quirky Sightseeing Lover Gifts

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Introducing Piza Island.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

Fall on a desert island

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Greece

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Thumbing a Lift.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Lavatory Waterfall

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

"Well, now we've seen it."

Flight Socks.

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Distance to horizon varies.

Mummy Beggar

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'