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Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Introducing Piza Island.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Fall on a desert island

Public footpath on a desert island.

Thumbing a Lift.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Lavatory Waterfall

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

The nerds go on their first road trip.

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Mummy Beggar

"Well, now we've seen it."

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Distance to horizon varies.

Flight Socks.

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

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