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Funeral bus

"I love you, you big fool."

Nun Fight.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Storage Unit of Love

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

Limbo Day at the Palace

Parisian Misguided Tours.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

Spoonstock.

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

'He's got a terrific memory but dreadful eyesight.'

"There are no direct flights, so we're booked on the Scenic Tour of East Coast airports."

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"