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Woman sawed in half

'Teenagers!'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Giant Monster in Bath

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

Cow Pilot.

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

Planet of the Ants

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

The Shy Nudist Camp.

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

"Did we ask for a heart-shaped tub?"

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

Hell's Comedy Club

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

'Thet're alright if you don't mind Caharlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Summer Camp. When the counselor said we'd do finger painting today, I was expecting nail polish.

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

Gondolier Hat

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

Bear with unicycle on his car.

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

As the other boarders stared in awe, Todd blew by them on his new cranio-board.

The B&B's are all full, but we have managed to find you a field!