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"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Giant Monster in Bath

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Ostrich Curoisities

Don Quixote

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

Why can't you use the brains God gave you? Oh, shoot, I think this is Bob's.

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

The first transatlantic communication.

Cow Pilot.

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Fly fishing.

Planet of the Ants

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

The Shy Nudist Camp.

Unnatural History Museum

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."