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"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Giant Monster in Bath

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Don Quixote

Ostrich Curoisities

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Cow Pilot.

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

Fly fishing.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Unnatural History Museum