Quirky Travelers T-Shirts

"Did we ask for a heart-shaped tub?"

Who the Heck is That?! - Find out 50?.

A couple riding a large tortoise

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

Desert island rocket...

Giant Monster in Bath

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Welcome signs 'Beaverville, montana'

hitchhiking dog outside a pet shop

The B&B's are all full, but we have managed to find you a field!

Hitchhiking with monetary incentive

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you?'

'Thet're alright if you don't mind Caharlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

Children welcome in a hotel (as long as they're grown up).

'We would like to tour the great clothing manufacturers of China!'

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Introducing Piza Island.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Fall on a desert island

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Lavatory Waterfall

Thumbing a Lift.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."