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"Don't blame me, the tourist brochure says it's one of the World's great spectacles."

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

Man sees two water towers, one for 'Hot', one for 'Cold'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Penguin

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Unnatural History Museum

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Dyslexic Palm Reading

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Pyramid Garden

Distilled Elephant

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

The Water Diviner

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

Community Bed de Luxe

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

Ice fishing on a floating sheet of ice.

Lefty Grange, Color commentator.

Face painting vs bottom painting

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"