Quirky Sightseer Pillows

"Don't blame me, the tourist brochure says it's one of the World's great spectacles."

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

Man sees two water towers, one for 'Hot', one for 'Cold'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Penguin

"...it was believed that anyone who displeased it would meet with a terrible fate, which of course is complete nonsen..."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

The first transatlantic communication.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

Unnatural History Museum

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

Last night I was in a seafood restaurant and I noticed that all of the sliced lemons were wering shower caps. That's so that when you squeeze the lemon, it doesn't spray your dinner companion. So I was told. My point is that as long as there ar people putting shower caps on lemons, I'm not as crazy as I thought I was.

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Pyramid Garden

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

Dyslexic Palm Reading

Distilled Elephant

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

The Water Diviner

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

Community Bed de Luxe

Fringe festival

Lefty Grange, Color commentator.

Ice fishing on a floating sheet of ice.