Spooky Sightseer Pillows

"This place looks fun!"

Easter Island legs

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Tim Burton

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Open House of Horrors

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Welcome Ghost.

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Born of the Dead

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"You never know what will catch on!"

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"Trick or treat?"

Halloween sculptor

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Creepy Camp Stories.

Tupperware Wolf