Spooky Spirit Seer Pillows

Tom was up late last night, exercising his demons.

"Home depot."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Unguided imagery

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Tim Burton

Open House of Horrors

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Get on with it!

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Welcome Ghost.

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Born of the Dead

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"Your husband says BOO!"

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'