Spooky Spirit Seer Gifts

Tom was up late last night, exercising his demons.

"Home depot."

Unguided imagery

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

Tim Burton

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'You can't come in here with that.'

Get on with it!

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Open House of Horrors

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

Welcome Ghost.

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"Your husband says BOO!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

Born of the Dead

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

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