Spooky Sightseer Gifts

"This place looks fun!"

Easter Island legs

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Tim Burton

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Open House of Horrors

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"...it was believed that anyone who displeased it would meet with a terrible fate, which of course is complete nonsen..."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Welcome Ghost.

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

Born of the Dead

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

Tupperware Wolf

Creepy Camp Stories.

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"Trick or treat?"

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Halloween sculptor