Sightseer Gifts

'We want to see all the sights before climate change makes southern Europe uninhabitable.'

Riders on lower level of double decker bus are annoyed by sounds of tourists on top level.

Man who's eyes are in his glasses,

''A romantic weekend away in New York' you said... 'See the sights' you said...'

"Look at the picture I took of the thing we're looking at."

Welcome to Echo Point/Out of Order

Camera strain

Easter Island legs

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Airplane Mode.

Hospital Departments

'It's Blurred.'

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"All I see is more trees."

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

Next World Tours

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

"I'm here for an examination, my ditzy missus thinks I may need glasses."

"Wake me when the tourists get here."

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

Alien Shopping List: Milk, Bread, Bin Bags, Earthling.

Sightseeing in the car

'...and this glorious cliff-top property has recently been reduced by fifty per-cent.'

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.

'Now that my wife has had laser eye surgery, she's insisting we move to someplace with a better view.'

"Like they say. . . the shadow knows!"