Screen Seer Gifts

"Coffee?! I thought we were just meeting to stare at our phones!"

Easter Island legs

The Googler

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Technology and literature

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Better Living Through Technology

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"I'll be right back."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Caveman at Computer

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

A self-filling prophecy.

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

Man who's eyes are in his glasses,

No caption (A cat watches different security screens all with images of mouseholes).

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"