Screen Seer Prints

"Coffee?! I thought we were just meeting to stare at our phones!"

Easter Island legs

The Googler

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Technology and literature

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

Better Living Through Technology

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

A self-filling prophecy.

"I'll be right back."

Caveman at Computer

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Man who's eyes are in his glasses,

Tittle and tattle.

'The mist is clearing.'