Cinema Seer Gifts

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'Scary movie?'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"I'll be right back."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"Who's there?"

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

A self-filling prophecy.

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

City Camps

Tittle and tattle.

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".