Seer Society Gifts

"Who's there?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Big Medium

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"I'll be right back."

A self-filling prophecy.

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

'The mist is clearing.'

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers."

'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'