Seer Enthusiasts Gifts

'I've got to go to an eye doctor. I can now only see the present, not the past and the future.'

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Before Cordless Light Sabers

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

The Gong

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Big Medium

"Who's there?"

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

A self-filling prophecy.

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"I'll be right back."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Musical Accidents