Seer Seekers Gifts

Big Medium

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Unguided imagery

Crab with a clown face.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Do you have an appointment?"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"Your husband says BOO!"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Question authority"

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Lost Property - Missing Head

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'